list of things to do when you need to do something else
remedies for boredom, anger, apathy, etc.
mostly free
volunteer
count your cds
burn old reports and tests somewhere safe
dance
bathe
listen to miles davis and drink coffee
go to the park and swing
write an analytical report that is very involved
homework/ projects
make up calendars for different things (like a fake dance ensemble's touring calendar)
make up a fake city and try to think of everything those people will possibly need to survive (clothing, plumbing, etc.)
rearrange the furniture
look through old issues of national geographic and try to find something specific (number of tits, certain cities, etc) or just browse
write form thank you letters and save them for upcoming holidays
vaccuum
fingerpaint
try to count your teeth with your tongue
become an expert on the different stages of a disease
become an expert on the different features of personality disorders
become an expert on the filmography of a random actor
become an expert on existentialism and its roots, basic tenets, etc.
read a book you loved when you were eight
read the trivial pursuit cards and learn stuff like that
go to the library and look at outdated textbooks on a subject you're studying now
masturbate (self love is a beautiful thing)
try to make up new poses for the kama sutra
write really bad porn, and make it cheesy, awful, and objectionable on purpose
find a quote and make it into a poster
feed pigeons and piss off all the people like me who hate them.
appear otherworldly and smile at strangers. if you have to talk, speak in riddles or say wise sounding things.
do research on what exactly is in all the different drugs
cry
eat a square of chocolate and pretend you're british (you have to smile a big fake toothy smile and say "ooh! choc'late", whereupon you pop the square into your mouth)
research your favorite musician (or if you're pretty much an expert, research a different one who you like)
email an old friend
do google searches with the names of people you know
clean out the fridge
research nikita kruschev
go to the science news website
change the names of people you know without telling them and then snicker each time they address each other by their obsolete names
write